Well, steady on ‘treacle’… you’re not a bad human Sam McKenzie Jr. — you are a flawed human, just like the rest of us. That other ranting ‘bloke’… he is most definitely flawed… and the rest. Us English speakers, are definitely the archetypal ‘spoiled brats’ with our great expectations that everyone, everywhere speak English. We surely need to check our privilege at the door whether in Rome or elsewhere. I did not know about the poisonous apple seeds #truestory, how very interesting… I’m noticing a theme with apples now… first Eve in the garden of Eden, also the Wicked Queens chosen fruit to take out Snow-white and these NYC apples… Hmm *side eyes all varieties of apples*. With my London twang, I say to you — this piece was rather splendidly done Sam, nice one mate. Cheers 🌻